"The mountains are orgasms" is probably the greatest piece of coaching delivered in our era.

A helpful note in the horn book for #Drood.

A helpful note in the horn book for #Drood.

Tags: drood


Blaze it

Paul Newman and Elizabeth Taylor just look so damn SEXY in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Like I just growl the whole movie because they look so damn good


My mental sanity level is currently Patti Lupone at Les Mouches

(via thesunsitslow)

"We were the first human beings who would never see anything for the first time. We stare at the wonders of the world, dull-eyed, underwhelmed. Mona Lisa, the Pyramids, the Empire State Building. Jungle animals on attack, ancient icebergs collapsing, volcanoes erupting. I can’t recall a single amazing thing I have seen firsthand that I didn’t immediately reference to a movie or TV show. A fucking commercial. You know the awful singsong of the blasé: Seeeen it. I’ve literally seen it all, and the worst thing, the thing that makes me want to blow my brains out, is: The secondhand experience is always better. The image is crisper, the view is keener, the camera angle and the soundtrack manipulate my emotions in a way reality can’t anymore. I don’t know that we are actually human at this point, those of us who are like most of us, who grew up with TV and movies and now the Internet. If we are betrayed, we know the words to say; when a loved one dies, we know the words to say. If we want to play the stud or the smart-ass or the fool, we know the words to say. We are all working from the same dog-eared script."

Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn (via ink-piss)

Anonymous said: Idk the colour but you're a person I would v much like to make out with

I would probably make out with you just because you spelled colo(u)r with a u

Anonymous said: Indigo x1000

I’m flattered


The Whale Who Wanted To Sing At The Met, 1946


The Whale Who Wanted To Sing At The Met, 1946