Shout-out to Count Ludovic of Austria for that crizazy vocal performance “your PAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEHNTS”

"'and you tell me my other self will you answer me at last I am tired of you I want you I dream of you for you against you answer me your name is a perfume about me your color bursts among the thorns bring back my heart with cool wine make me a coverlet of the morning I suffocate beneath this mask withered shrunken skin nothing exists save desire'"

— A Lover’s Discourse, Roland Barthes (with a hat tip to Sollers).

"As a jealous man, I suffer four times over: because I am jealous, because I blame myself for being so, because I fear that my jealousy will wound the other, because I allow myself to be subject to a banality: I suffer from being excluded, from being aggressive, from being crazy, and from being common."

— A Lover’s Discourse, Roland Barthes.

"We live in the subs of Portland and it’s scary how accurate these characters are. That’s why we couldn’t enjoy this show and also why we’re moving."

— On Portlandia (via onestarmoviereviews)

(via onestarmoviereviews)

Blog post about my new piece!

Don’t reject me.
Don’t deny me, Captain.
Understand me, be my friend.

This guy on Grindr just asked me if I was hot and I’m so confused

jobynaralstons:

i’m straight i’m straight i’m straight i’m straight i’m straight i’m straight i’m 

i’m not straight i’m not straight i’m not straight i’m not straight i’m not straight i’m not straight i’m

goopypaltrow:

chadleymacguff:

chromatacia:

jobynaralstons:

she’s so cute I am actually going 2 die