districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
I’m so confused but this is still beautiful
(via houstonblack)
I have laughed with her during Figaro, cried with her during Tosca. I even had a dream about her during Einstein on the Beach. — Frasier Crane
youfoundmeonascreen asked: Eh, it's only seven Sins. Give us all of em.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
I’m assuming this means in the preferred sex, so I’ll go with good style.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
My taste. (Not the sense, taste in music, clothes, books, etc.)
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
How self-conscious I am.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Meeting people.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Any kind of pasta.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
When people abbreviate words in text messages.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
Coca-Cola Classic.
10, 000 Years of Art in your pants
Mockingjay in your pants.
I’ll admit, not as satisfying as Catching Fire in your pants, but hey.
Spice and Wolf in your pants.
…
Oh my…His Dark Materials in your pants
..UHUHUHUU
Night in your pants? Oh yes.
The Heart and the Fist in your pants
The Hobbit in your pants.
Martin get out of there
Last Chance to See In Your Pants
Good Omens In Your Pants
ooh yeah
Good Omens In Your Pants.
OMFG DEAN WE GOT THE SAME OMFG WE ARE LIKE DESTINED FOR EACH OTHER.
Misguided Angel In Your Pants.
The Help In Your Pants.
As You Like It In Your Pants
That is just wrong…
How to Read Poetry in your pants
As I Lay Dying In Your Pants
This one would be great!
If actually someone had a crush on me.
(Source: evokercollar)
I was not prepared for this to happen right now/like this
The One where the Crane Boys play an Antiques Roadshow Drinking Game