Every once in a while I will accidentally come across someone on the Internet who says they don’t like Sondheim and here’s why *insert crap* and I have to resist the urge to get their IP address, track them down and string them up, upside-down and do a one person version of Pacific Overtures.
you need an excuse to do a one-person show of a sondheim?
Of course not. My life is a series of one-man Sondheim shows. But how much fun would it be to do all of Chrysanthemum Tea for some crazy Internet person against their will?
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