Finished the first book.

Worst ending ever.

And now Spem in Alium is ruined for me.

I always tell myself I’m only going to read one more chapter but I CAN’T STOP. This is not healthy. They are emailing! About their sex contract! Email!

I am 2 chapters into Fifty Shades of Grey…

And much like its parent (?) book Twilight, it is incredibly poorly written and I can’t put it down.

"I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto."

— E.L. James’ entry for Worst Joke Ever

We’re in the sex chamber now!

Yessss WHOA

I honestly can’t even believe what I’m reading. I’m stupefied. It’s worse than Twilight, but more enjoyably bad. They are negotiating a sex contract!

I am very much concerned with the way this book is making me feel.