Worst ending ever.
And now Spem in Alium is ruined for me.
I always tell myself I’m only going to read one more chapter but I CAN’T STOP. This is not healthy. They are emailing! About their sex contract! Email!
And much like its parent (?) book Twilight, it is incredibly poorly written and I can’t put it down.
— E.L. James’ entry for Worst Joke Ever
I honestly can’t even believe what I’m reading. I’m stupefied. It’s worse than Twilight, but more enjoyably bad. They are negotiating a sex contract!
I am very much concerned with the way this book is making me feel.